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the search for flax seeds
  • me:

    Bro, do you know where I can find flax seeds?

  • guy working at albertsons:

    what seeds? fax seeds?

  • me:

    Flax seeds. Yah, I'm not too keen on what they are either. I'm just buying it for a friend. It's supposed to lower cholesterol.

  • guy:

    Is your friend a guy or a girl?

  • me:

    Oh, it's my mom.

  • guy:

    Oh. Ok.

  • Hahaha I dont know why I said it like that. But seriously, who would have thought it'd take 15 minutes to find Flax seeds.